Today I turned this “fireplace cord” that I got the “special” delivery of the day, about 20% more than I ordered from Firewood.com.

Large pile of split firewood logs dumped on a green tarp in a suburban front yard, with a driveway and house visible behind it.

Into this, 5 feet in the air and there are two rows deep:

Split firewood stacked densely inside a wooden storage bin, filling it nearly to the ceiling of a white corner space.

And this, for the Big Green Egg Chiminea that is on the way, and maybe to try cooking with some wood in the Big Green Egg:

Large pile of split firewood stacked on a wooden deck outside a sliding glass door, with an orange extension cord nearby.

And this, for ample fires over the next few months:

Split firewood stacked between two tree trunks in a wooded yard, with smaller stacks of lighter wood on either side

Whew, tired out!